Aliens and Cake

On vacation from his planet Ringa, the grey alien Merck is wandering around in his translucent cloaking suit on Earth. Many creatures can not see him with his cloaking suit and it has served him as a special tool for his tours around Earth and the galaxy. Merck is studying humans and recording data from Earth for his vacation album to bring back to Ringa.

(Perhaps for this part we could make his outfit look glossy for his cloaking suit and could make show some pictures of some places he's toured to on a small handheld device with a screen. We could put pictures he visited of random and ordinary places and things on his vacation recorder such as some pictures of a bathroom, atm, car wheels in a road, etc. with notes on the bottom of the image to flip through quickly. The bathroom could be described as a strange thinking platform where humans read books, the atm can be a locator for the mothership, and the wheels in the road can be described by Merck as rubber rolling creatures, etc.)

Merck stops in his track as he is puzzled by how humans make cakes. He arrives to a house in a suburb and watches the housewife Jane make a cake. Jane soon leaves the kitchen to get the phone ringing in another room and Merck slips into the kitchen and through the window. He wants to get a closer look at the half-decorated cake. Merck curiously peers at the colored frosting and accidently slips and falls into the cake frosting. The cake frosting deactivates Merck's cloaking suit and he panics as Jane walks back into the kitchen.

After he is spotted, Jane screams and attacks him with all the kitchenware and they have a food fight in the kitchen. Merck is scared and deflects the thrown kitchenware and food with a frying pan near him. Finally, Jane scares off Merck as she throws colored sprinkles on top of him. Merck spins around, screams, and jumps out of the window as he is overwhelmed by the myriads of small multi-colored pieces of sugar on his body. He then beams back into his spaceship and enters a picture of an angry Jane with splattered cake batter into his vacation recorder. He then describes the experience as "American suburbian housewives are hostile creatures" for other vacationing Ringians to know.